Consulting the moors…
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The Anonymous Yorkshireman's Verdict
Consultin' t'moors…
Today, hour by hour
When’s it not shite
Next 24 hours, so you can pick the least miserable bit.
Seven-day outlook
How bad’s t’week looking?
Give a day a tap if tha wants t’proper breakdown. Don’t hold me to it — tha knows what this place is like.
Mystic Wisdom
Scopes from mi Anonymous Yorkshire Mam
Mam's looking out t'window...
Latest Goss
What's folk on abart?
A bit o' news for all you nosy bastards.
T'Anonymous Yorkshireman hasn't heard owt worth gossiping about yet.
Either t'news file's missing, or everybody's behaving. Both sound suspicious.
